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![]() Cult of Jimbo![]() And it is written in the books of lore that in 1966 AJ (Anno Jimbo) that the Deified Jimbo was incarnated into an earthly form and yea, there was great rejoicing for it was a premonition to the world that the Time was yet near come when the Word (who wasn't at this time with Jimbo) would be with Jimbo once again and Jimbo and the Word would be the same and yea, there would be much rejoicing. It was in the year 2001 AJ that the the Omniescent And Mighty One put forth his powers and Lo! the Word was renamed Wikipedia and once more the Wikipedia was with Jimbo and the Wikipedia was Jimbo and yea, there was tremendous rejoicing. The Cult of Jimbo exists to If you deny the One True Jimbo then yea, he will smite your ass with great vengeance and furious anger. SacrificesThe Venerated Jimbo must be appeased with sacrifices (burnt or otherwise). Leave thy offerings in the Wiki-Altar below and thou too may be saved.
A song devoted to the Magnanimous and Bountiful Jimbo (sing to the tune of Copacabana): His name is Jimbo At the Wiki (plus, see the Wikipedia Anthem here: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Wikipedia) CelebrationsAugust 7, 1966 is celebrated as Jimbomas Day when the Stupendous Jimbo's many followers honour Him and the Word and yea, there is much rejoicing! ![]() |