My main alternate account is Mimiko desu though I don't actually use it.

Though I am not a published writer, I have heard praise for my ability to write creatively from a number of people, sometimes in front of entire classes. So I guess that's something.
I mostly write fictional essays. Yes, that's a thing.
I approach them as an art form; they are not formal essays by any stretch.

I'll organize my userboxes later.
Maybe.

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This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so.

This user writes poetry.

This user is an aspiring writer of novels and/or short stories.

This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love.