Hi, I'm cardboard microwave, named because the first "cardboard creation" in my FAVORITE summer camp EVER was, you guessed it, a microwave! I have an interest in building, science, Disney, and mythology. Looking for adoption, need someone to teach me the ropes, because all these policies are too much! I hope to join the Counter-Vandalism Unit and become a successful Wikipedian, but the Wiki isn't everything, right? 'Cause you gotta love Aang and Annie Bell (snicker). :) And remember, don't be a Barbarian!

Pink is one of this user's favourite colours.

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This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do her work for her.

This user cannot eat spicy food under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

This user eats popcorn.

"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user loves pasta.

This user bleeds hot chocolate.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user attends Camp Half-Blood.