About Me
Languages and Locations:
 | This user is from the planet Earth. |  |
| 1337-1 | Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337. |
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IntS ! | This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks. |
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On the Net
 | This user contributes to Digg. |
 | This user is approximately normal. |
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Political:
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This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
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 | This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
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Middle East:
 | This user supports the Zionist movement. |
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Philosophical Attitudes:
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
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| SOL
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This user is a Solipsist.
You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.
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| Hanlon's Razor | This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. † |
| Benford's Law | This user believes that passion is often inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.† |
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Cartoons:
| Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
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Music:
cRap
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This user can't stand rap music.
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Movie-Films:
 | Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. |  |
| Kubrick | This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. |
 | This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. |
 | This user thinks that you are a twit! |
| Pulp Fiction | This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. |
 | This user accepts the alias Pink. |
| O | Before this user dies, they will see the Ring. |
 | This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes! |
| Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
| d'oh! | This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world. |
| K-PAXian
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This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
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| ALIEN | In space no one can hear this user scream. |
 | This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. |
 | A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! |
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The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side. |
| DarkSide | This user wishes you knew the power of the Dark Side. |
 | This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT. |
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TV:
| BBC | This user supports the BBC. |
| ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star! |
| Bart | This user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!" |
| Bart | This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!" |
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Sex:
 | This user enjoys sex. |
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This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
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Zodiacs:
| 雞 | This user was born in the year of the Rooster. |  |
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Personality Test Results:
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Feels:
 | This user loves rainy days. |
 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
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News:
| This user contributes to Digg. |
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Time:
 | This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
GMT
? | This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. |
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Drinks:
 | This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
| C2H5OH-3 | This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level. |
 | This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. |
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Numbers:
| ?met? | This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
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Other stuff:
| … | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
 | This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil. |
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