Hello! I am a rare wikipedian with a good sense of humor. I just like editing:) I'm friends with Jackpack38. (Probably not him, but you never know.) I like to be trouted so I can get the world record for most times trouted. (and I guess I can be whaled, but only with chips.) That's all you need to know about me here. (because all the info is in the userboxes.) (if they are no userboxes, I didn't know how to make them on visual editor. problem?🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸 look at my website with lots of cool stuff:^[1] look at some random old guy's I mean, my chickens from my chicken cam and don't spam the chat with "99.99% kaiuss " for any reason.

• Example: Doomsday Preppers, expand Season 4.

I spell wikipedia wikipiedia. yes, I am a member of the terrible wikipedia sin group. As if they are any pies in wikipedia.

• My 1st edit: [1] (on my first day)
• My 10th edit: [2] (obviously my version of the plot was better)
• My 100th edit: [3] (I still haven't made any UBXs)
• The first time I was thanked: [4] (Alyo, my mentor, thanked me. I aspire to be like him, I guess.)
• I made this sentence (definitely a milestone)

• my user page (Duh!)
• JackPack38's user page (Not Duh!) (He got on the wrong side of the wikipedia law, but his songs are still great!)

more pages that aren't user pages coming soon!

A few years before I made this account, I did my first edit on Wikipedia as an IP editor. That day, I went to my regional library and saw a book called "A" Is for Alibi. When I got home, I added a bit to an invisible comment on the article for the book in Wikipedia. I was nervous about publishing it, because doing so would reveal my IP address, and I didn't really want to make an account yet. After that day, I could never remember whenever I actually published it or not. So that was in the gray area in my mind for a long time until June 10, 2024, when I finally checked the article (I should have done that a long time before) and saw that the invisible comment was still there, and it was exactly what I thought I wrote all those years ago! The bit I wrote is highlighted in bold: " The choice of murder by substituting the contents of an antihistamine tablet with crushed oleander meant that an alibi held no value because the contents of the tablet could have been switched a considerable time earlier than the victim actually swallowed the tablet.therefore,is not a good alibi." (some bad spelling there, but who cares!!) SHOCK!! HORROR!!!! CRAZY!!! I thought, as I rolled around on the floor laughing my head off at the memories. After that outburst, I wrote this paragraph that you're reading right now! (Oh yeah, and if you're reading this, I fixed all the mistakes in that sentence. Kinda poetic. after all these years... finally... one of the things that I puzzled over for so long... solved and finished. For you, the reader, to know the full story.)

Except, immediately after, some random guy reverted it with no reason whatsoever. Kinda stupid, but I guess, thats life.

Thank you for reading this.

• I have a native level of understanding in Japanese.
• when I'm in the shower, I always put shampoo and conditioner anywhere but on my head and body soap vice versa. And then I let out goblin-esqe primal noises of frustration.
• my house meats human rights, I guess.
• my toilet definitely DOES NOT meet human rights. (I hate redirects, but I also hate my toilet. So there.)
• One of the films that I love is Godzilla Minus One.
• I love Abbott and Costello, but my favorite film ever is either Airplane! or Life of Brian.
• I eat kangaroo meat. (tastes kinda like chicken.)
• I like rickrolling, I guess. (Trust me. the link DOES NOT go to the song so you will get rickrolled.)

This editor is not a Sagacious Editor and is definitely not entitled to display this Carbonadium Editor Star with the Strangelet Superstar. he also Dosen't know what any of that means.