37-year-old Australian male who is a lazy layabout

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I did not create them and I won't take credit for their creation.

This user is male.	en This user is a native speaker of the English language.	This user is of British ancestry.	This user is right-handed.
This user is short-sighted.	This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!	This user has social anxiety.	This user is from the planet Earth.
This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.	This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.	This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.	This user has been on Wikipedia for 16 years, 10 months and 8 days.
This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else. =]	37Y This Wikipedian was born on 11 June 1987 and is 37 years, 8 months, and 29 days old.	兔 This user is a Rabbit.	This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
This user plays the trumpet.	¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!	~_~ This user is a definite fan of anime.	This user is a Naruto fan.
This user is a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise.	This user enjoys comics.	This user is a fan of the Batman.	V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...	This user reads webcomics.	QC This user reads Questionable Content. So should you.	8-Bit "I like Swords!" "Welcome to Corneria."
xkcd This user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.	This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.	This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.	7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series.
This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.	DON'T PANIC This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.	This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.	This user is a fan of The Lord of the Rings.
MCR Teenagers scare the living s*** out of this user.	This user knows "...there is no spoon".	STAR WARS This user is a Star Wars fan.	BtVS This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.
RD This user is full of smeg.	This user must save the cheerleader to save the world.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user contributes using a PC.	This user is against DRM.	This user contributes using Firefox.	This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user is a supporter of the Hawthorn Football Club We're a happy team at Hawthorn!	This user enjoys chess.	This user enjoys playing poker.	This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.
This user is a student or graduate at Deakin University.	This user comes from Australia.	This user comes from Melbourne.	This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).
This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.	UTC+10 This user's time zone is UTC+10.	This user grew up in the suburbs.	END This user has no more userboxes.