Hello :)

If you want to find out more about me, once upon a time you could read my Newsvine Bio - nowadays see the About page on my personal site. The main one's ChrisWoods.co.uk; my ancient original blog (sadly neglected these days) effectively went into stasis the moment Blogger withdrew their FTP publishing support. It's vaguely amusing to leaf through.

I'm a forlorn wantrepreneur - So many domains, so few completed projects...

If you want to contact me, go to this page and pick a method. I don't publicise my main address in public due to spam. My already-saturated inboxes of older addresses are still complaining.

Thanks for reading.

Please see my Notes index page for more bits and pieces (editorial standpoints, WP-related beliefs etc.).

	This user lives in the United Kingdom.
This user lives in Manchester.	This user's watch always has the correct time.	This user is a donor to the Wikimedia Foundation. You can be one, too.

Stuff and nonsense... This user drinks beer. This user is a carnivore. This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause. This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Vital statistics

This user is male.

Projects I contribute to

This user is a member of WikiProject BBC. This user is a member of the WikiProject Television British television task force. This user is a participant in WikiProject Albums. This user is a participant in WikiProject Spoken Wikipedia. This user participates in WikiProject Formula One. This user participates in WikiProject Japan.

How I roll

This user contributes using Internet Explorer. This user contributes using Firefox. This user contributes using Google Chrome or Chromium. to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

My Wikipedia attitude

WHY? This user always provides edit summaries. It's really pretty simple: → Remain neutral ← → Don't be a dick ← → Ignore all rules← tyop typo This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team. 2025-03-10 This user uses ISO-8601 to express dates. AWW DMBJ AWGC AWAI FDSP BATD MTAD This user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists. H2G2 This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia. 570+ This user has made more than 570 contributions to Wikipedia. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. EW0 This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.

incl This user is an inclusionist. This user would be a member of the AAW if he could be arsed about it. tyop typo This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team. _ This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks. “,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. you one This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works. WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club This user is a member of the Association of Inclusionist Wikipedians. This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. ZT This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism. no ads This user is against commercials in Wikipedia. 1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war. This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice. This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages. This user assumes good faith. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues. This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.

I do like to have a laugh though!

NCIS This user deserves a smack upside the head. ISIHAC I'm Sorry... This User Hasn't a Clue DR R This user prefers the radio series of Dead Ringers rather than the TV version, and knows that Brian Perkins is the godfather of Radio 4.

... And now for my pet hate: GRAMMAR ABUSE!

man- kind Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly. their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma. its This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has). ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. UK This user uses British English. AIM-5 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

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This user spends far too much time editing his user page.

• Favorite color: Blue
• Favorite sport: Motorsports
• Favorite Video game company: Nintendo