Userboxes

A userbox is a small box that looks like this. en This user is a native speaker of the English language. E' This user writes in E-Prime. This user gets paid to tell jokes on stage. This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is basilwhite. Y! This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is basilwhite. This user uses XMPP/Jabber as basilwhite@livejournal.com. This user has a website, which can be found here. LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal  as @basilwhite. This user keeps delicious weblinks as basilwhite. This user has a profile on MySpace as basilwhite. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user is an editor at DMOZ. This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service. OWN This user uses an email account with their own domain name. Ps This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop. This user is using a web browser. os This user uses an operating system. Edit+ This user contributes using EditPlus. This user types with their feet. This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via snail mail. In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard. This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale. This user drinks water regularly. TEA! This user drinks southern sweet tea. This user drinks cider. small square This user craves the square goodness that is a Krystal. You just lost The Game. This user enjoys playing spit. + This user enjoys playing retro games. CN This user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit." SCA This user is a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism. This user does not like socklessness. This user is a Goth. This user enjoys rock music. This user is a breakdancer. XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user enjoys cooking. This user enjoys writing. This user just sank your battleship. This user enjoys overcast weather. This user no longer wishes to be associated with the leadership of the Boy Scouts of America. 1+1=3? This user does not understand mathematics. This user is a Space Cowboy. ^_^ This user is friends with Totoro. This user drives the Mach Five. This user enjoys reading non-fiction. This user reads self-help books. This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on March 7. Big Brother is watching this user. This user wants to be a Happy Choo-Choo Train until the day they Die. ¶ This user is a professional editor. This user knows Magneto was right. This user is in a glass case of emotion. BB This user is on a mission from God. This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain. This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status. This user is a man-eating talking plant. This user reads The Washington Post. This user has a television set. Mr. T This user pities the fool! This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! psych This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective. This user secretly wants to be the Pink Power Ranger UNIT This user answers only to the President of the United States. BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ Bite this user's shiny metal ass! ΔTPΔ This user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee! This user is not a number, he is a free man. rvb This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic. 1 This user thinks Thunderbirds are GO! This user is from the planet Earth. This user likes to watch Adult Swim. KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!. This user plays the bass guitar. This user is a drummer. This user listens to industrial. This user enjoys punk rock. This user enjoys heavy metal music. This user enjoys metalcore and/or hardcore music. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. This user don't use jelly. This user is interested in linguistics. This user is interested in psychology. † This user survived Catholic school! This user teaches at a university or other institution of higher education. This user has published peer-reviewed articles in academic journals. [lɪŋ] This user's favourite subject is Linguistics. BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in cognitive science. BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in technical writing. MA This user has a Master of Arts degree in writing. JHU This user attends or attended Johns Hopkins University This user is a student, alumnus or alumna of the University of Memphis. ADHD This user has ADHD. This user is an escaped genetic experiment. ∞ This user is an ageless immortal. This user is of multiple ancestries. This user is friends with Basilwhite. This user is from Earth. This user lives in or is from Memphis, baby, Memphis! This user is for District of Columbia home rule. ID This user is an Interaction Designer. This user is a podcaster. This user is a Project Manager. This user is a professional writer or journalist. Today is 6 March 2025 This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun. This user volunteers at the Wikipedia Help Desk. This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit they have written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia. This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 1995. This user clicks on Random article way too often. This user participates in WikiProject Wikify. This user does not have an opinion about anything. This user needs just one more userbox on their page! END This user has no more userboxes. This user has publicly declared that they have a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article Integrated Value Networks.

Hello! I write and perform comedy and teach humor writing and comedy linguistics at Northern Virginia Community College and The Writer's Center in Bethesda, MD. I have a Project Management Professional certificate from the Project Management Institute, and a Master of Arts in writing from The Johns Hopkins University. My primary interests include comedy, comedy theory and applied linguistics. Also Dethklok.

This user has publicly declared that they have a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article Title of your draft.

I have many hobbies.

I try to write, speak and think in E-Prime.

http://basilwhite.livejournal.com

http://www.basilwhite.com