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==Information==
==Information==
* '''Headmaster''': Pedro Fabian Whatson
* '''Headmaster''': P F Whatson
* '''Second In Command''': Señor Milnes
* '''Deputy Head''': J Crow
* '''Deputy Head''': Jenny 'From the Block' Crow
* '''Third In Command And All Round Good Egg''': Mark "B-Unit" Bamford
* '''Location''': Lincolnshire (County of England)
* '''Location''': Lincolnshire (County of England)


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• The school day for students begins at 8:40 and ends at 3:25.<br />
• The school day for students begins at 8:40 and ends at 3:25.<br />
• All students are required to take one Technology sub-subject through year 10 and beyond. <br />
• All students are required to take one Technology sub-subject through year 10 and beyond. <br />
• Westholme house, for what the lane is named after, is the sixth form main base.<br />
• Westholme house, for what the lane is named after, is the sixth form main base.
• Vertically challenged geography teacher Scott Scott has been known to demand half size classroom equipment to make him look average size - however the proposal was dismissed as school children would look like giants.<br />
• Mr Watson has shown signs of severe homophobia when threatening two homosexuals in his school with expulsion and/or lashings when the CCTV caught them cavourting.<br />
• Graphics guru Kevin Campton has previously released revision guides such as 'So you Think You Know Graphics?' and 'Sex, Drugs and Geoetrical Diagrams' to minimal success, however his new novel combining philosophy and fantasy is due for release in 2009, and is based around a 25th century St Georges College in the 4th dimension, with possible inclusion of a paralel universe. Pending titles include 'Kawabonga' and 'The Hi Tech Adventures of a Graphics Teacher'.<br />





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Revision as of 20:32, 15 January 2008

St. Georges College of Technology is an English secondary school.

Information

  • Headmaster: P F Whatson
  • Deputy Head: J Crow
  • Location: Lincolnshire (County of England)

St. George's

St. Georges is a secondary school in Lincolnshire, England, which was first opened in 1908. It is located in the town of Sleaford. St. Georges contrasts with the other secondary schools in the area, being the only one accepting both male and female students from the age of 11.

Trivia

• As of 8th May 2007, year 9 students shall be starting their SATs.
• The school day for students begins at 8:40 and ends at 3:25.
• All students are required to take one Technology sub-subject through year 10 and beyond.
• Westholme house, for what the lane is named after, is the sixth form main base.