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Everybody Loves Sausages is an album of cover songs by the Melvins, released on April 30, 2013.^[5][6][7] Like The Crybaby, it features guests on most of the tracks. It features the Melvins Lite on three tracks.

Three of the tracks had been previously released in splits. Black Betty previously appeared on a split 7-inch with the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion covering the same track. Female Trouble and Carpe Diem are featured on a split 12-inch with Redd Kross. A nine-part 7-inch Tribute series was released through Amphetamine Reptile Records between 2013 and 2015. Featuring ten songs from the album, seven of them featured bonus cover songs of each respective band.

"Heathen Earth" is not a cover, but a new song in the style of Throbbing Gristle, named after one of their albums. Osborne stated in an interview with Spin Magazine "This is Throbbing Gristle's Heathen Earth in the style of what Throbbing Gristle would do."

• Buzz Osborne – guitar (1–6 & 8–12), bass (1, 4 & 5), vocals (3, 6–8 & 11), backing vocals (1, 2, 10 & 12), stylophone (5 & 10), all instruments (13)
• Dale Crover – drums (1–12), backing vocals (1–3, 6, 8 & 9)

with

• Jared Warren – bass (2, 3, 6 & 8), backing vocals (2, 3 & 8)
• Coady Willis – drums (2, 3, 6 & 8), backing vocals (3 & 8)

• Scott Kelly – guitar & vocals (1)
• Caleb Benjamin – vocals (2)
• Mark Arm – vocals (4)
• J.G. Thirlwell – vocals & vocal engineer (5)
• Clem Burke – drums (6)
• Trevor Dunn – double bass (7, 9 & 11), vocals (9)
• Jello Biafra – vocals (10)
• Kevin Rutmanis – bass (10)
• Tom Hazelmyer – guitar & vocals (12)

• Toshi Kasai – engineer, keyboards (2 & 5)
• John Golden – mastering
• Mackie Osborne – artwork