Before you enter the chaos, let me just say this: It is not that I disrespect the seriousness of many user's pages, nor that I am unaware of how frivolous and unprofessional the following junk may seem. It is simply that I couldn't see the fun of keeping up a serious gloating page when a useless one is so much fun. :D [For a more purposeful attitude, please see talk page, thank you :)]

Other pages: Userboxes

This user participates in WikiProject Anime and manga.	This user contributes to the First aid WikiProject.	This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to improving articles on paranormal subjects.
HP This user is a participant in the Harry Potter Task Force.	This user is a participant in the Star Trek WikiProject.

漫画 This user is a manga otaku.	アニメ sub This user prefers to watch their anime subbed.	デス ノート This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.
This user is a Moon Villager.	FB This user lives with the Sohmas and knows their secret.	ツバサ This user is constantly looking out for Princess Sakura's memories.

CCS This user is like Tomoyo, and likes Sakura to bits.	This user uses The Erase on Wikipedia vandals.	This user was a Cardcaptor, but got their butt kicked by Yue during the Final Judgment.
This user believes they can Fly.	This user knows not to give out a home-made teddybear lightly.

S This user is a Slytherin.	O.W.L. This user passed their O.W.L.s.	This user's Patronus is a Mooncalf.
This user cried more when Snape died, than when Harry thought he was going to do the same.	This user is like Aberforth, they just love goats.	This user loves socks.
This user is on constant vigilance.

SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user writes short stories.

This user is a Trekkie.	STAR TREK 3loodlust is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series. TOS	STAR TREK 3loodlust is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG
STAR TREK 3loodlust is a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise. ENT	Star Trek This user thinks that Star Trek is better than-ugh- Star Wars	fan trekkie trekker This user thinks that the whole Trekkie/Trekker distinction is ridiculous.
If this user commanded the Starship Enterprise, there would be no more photon torpedoes in starfleet, and a lot of angry Romulans	trek This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?

You are entering a demention not only of sight and sound, but of userboxes.

NCIS This user deserves a smack upside the head.	This user is on the list.	This user is Godsent. nocat=
User:Dtbohrer/Userboxes/Amazing Race	AFV This user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos.	NUMB3RS We all use math every day.
+ This user is up to the elbows in meatball surgery.

This user is an archer.	This user is interested in medicine.	This user is a certified first aider.
This user sings Alto in a choir.	This user sings Tenor in a choir.

This user makes ridiculous userboxes.	This user creates their own userboxes.	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
?-0 This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.	-xen This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

This user is a chocoholic.	This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.	This user bleeds    TABASCO pepper sauce   .
This user practically inhales jalapeños.	This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again.	Java-4 This user is an expert coffee drinker.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.	This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.

This user scored 5266 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 225901950).	This user was born in the Year of the Monkey. 猴	This user is a Pisces.
This user is Roman Catholic.	This user is female.	teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is of multiple ancestries.	This user is straight but not narrow.	This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders.
This user is against smoking.	This user is mixed-handed.	This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.
This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.	This user supports the fight against breast cancer.	This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd. 6.02x1023	This user is a native of the U.S. State of Texas.	This user lives in a Hurricane or Typhoon prone area.
The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.	<(^^)> This user sees the unseen.	This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.
This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*	This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT ←
This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.	sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?