Hey, I'm EvilKeyboardCat, I become a Wikipedian after read the book "The Wikipedia Revolution" by Andrew Lih on the history and many concepts of Wikipedia. I created my account and began editing Wikipedia on the 31th of October 2012, this likely means that I'm a Wikipedia newbie but I've already made plenty of edits to a large range of articles. Most of my edits are to technical articles, in particular the pages Hobbyist operating system development and List of Linux distributions but they are not confined to a particular category or criteria. Here are some banners that say a bit about me, I went a little crazy with them. If anyone could help me create some layout of format amoungst this mess please let me know on my talk page.

It is currently Tuesday the 11 of March in the year 2025. The time is 02:38 which creates the time stamp of 20250311023848.

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This user is interested in science.

This user is interested in astronomy.

PLUTO is a PLANET This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user hails from or lives on Earth.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you?

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

This user participated in the Earth Hour event.

This user is a beginner TI-BASIC programmer.

This user is a beginning Scheme programmer.

This user owns an iPod Touch.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user is a Hacker.

This user can type 60 WPM.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.

This user built their own PC.

This user contributes using Chromium.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user writes with the LibreOffice suite.

This user contributes with Fedora Linux.

This user uses KDE's display manager.

This user contributes with XFCE.

This user knows that WINE is Not an Emulator!

This user contributes using GNU nano.

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This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user believes that once you've baked your own pizza you'll never buy one again.

This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user knows there's no such thing as too much Chocolate

This user loves oranges.

This user likes Lemons.

This user makes Bread at home.

THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! ! They're delicious...

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda.

This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)

This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.

This user plays Minecraft.

This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.

This user likes Pi(e).

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user speaks only 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001!!!

This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next.

This user lives in Adelaide, where the time is 12:08.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

The English Wikipedia has 6,964,756 articles.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user's favorite article is Hobbyist operating system development.

This user believes that Wikipedia is a video game.

Sadly, This user has no more userboxes.