"Nothing Ever Happens" is a song by the Scottish alternative rock band Del Amitri.

Released as a single on 1 January 1990 by A&M Records,^[1] it reached #11 in the UK Singles Chart, becoming the band's biggest hit in the UK; and was also a top-10 hit in Ireland, peaking at #4. It is the last track on the band's second studio album, Waking Hours (1989).

A-side

• "Nothing Ever Happens"

B-side

• "So Many Souls To Change"
• "Don't I Look Like The Kind Of Guy You Used To Hate"
• "Evidence"

• "Nothing Ever Happens" at Discogs (list of releases)
• "On The Record: Justin Currie – Nothing Ever Happens by Del Amitri" at bbc.co.uk
• "Del Amitri: How I wrote 80s hit Nothing Ever Happens - Off The Record" at The Times and The Sunday Times