User:EmmetCaulfield
Emmet Caulfield
- I am Emmet
More Than Anyone Wants to Know
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| Cyrl-1 Д | This user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic script. |
| ipa-1 ə | This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. |
| ... | This user would like to be able to speak many more languages. |
| LE-0 | This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. |
he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
| by | The passive voice may be used by this user. |
| whom | This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
| to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
| their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
| your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
| A, B, and C | This user prefers the serial comma. |
| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
 | This user's favorite subject is computing. |
| BE | This user has a Bachelor of Engineering degree. |
| MSc | This user has a Master of Science degree in Computational Science. |
| MS | This user has a Master of Science degree in Energy Resources Engineering. |
.gif){kind=small} | This user attends or attended Stanford University. |
| This user is an electronic engineer. |
 | This user is a code monkey. |
| asm-3 | This user is an advanced assembly language programmer. |
| PHP-2 | This user is an intermediate PHP programmer. |
| Java-2 | This user is an intermediate Java programmer. |
| CSS-3 | This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user. |
| js-3 | This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer. |
| re-4 | This user writes expert regular expressions. |
| xslt | This user is an XSL Transformations programmer. |
| XUL | This user can code in XUL. |
 | This user prefers the metric system. |
| a²+b²=c² | This user is an intermediate mathematician. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
 | This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user contributes using Ubuntu. |
 | This user hacks happily with Emacs. |
| BB | This user contributes using a broadband connection. |
 | This user is a carnivore. |
 | This user eats salad. |
| C2H5OH-2 | This user drinks occasionally. |
 | This user drinks coffee. |
 | This user is addicted to video games. |
 | This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games. |
 | This user once loved Grand Theft Auto. |
 | This user is a fan of The Sopranos. |
| BSG | This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. |
| Far | This user watches Farscape. |
| trek | This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding? |
 | This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy. |
| SW II | This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more. |
 | This user is against the colorization of black and white movies. |
 | This user enjoys classical music. |
 | This user enjoys jazz music. |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
| Blue | This user enjoys The Blues. |
 | This user is interested in law. |
 | This user is interested in politics. |
 | This user enjoys singing. |
 | This user sings only in the shower. |
 | This user has an amateur radio license. |
 | This user has depression. |
 | This user is short-sighted. |
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This user is left-handed. |
 | This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up. |
 | This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is male. |
 | This user lives in the U.S. State of California. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is straight. |
| 1 | This user ranks a 1 on the Kinsey scale. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is a Cancerian. |
| 鼠 | This user was born in the year of the Rat. |  |
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This user is opposed to online censorship. |
 | This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles. |
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This user supports hybrid vehicles. |
 | This user supports recycling. |
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This user is interested in aviation fuel taxation. |
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This user imagines All the people living life in peace. |
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
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This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody. |
 | This user is a skeptic. |
| Misanthropist | This user is a misanthropist. |
 | This user supports the European Union. |
| This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
| ind | This user is politically independent. |
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This user's favourite colour is blue. |
 | This user supports the United Nations. |
Boxes that didn't age well
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 | This user is single. |
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This user is not a biological parent. |
 | This user is not a pet owner. |
 | This user cannot drive. |
.svg){kind=icon} | This user contributes with Fedora Linux. |
 | This user contributes using FreeBSD. |
 | This user contributes using Solaris |
| 64 | This user uses an x86-64 processor. |
 | This user lives in the Republic of Ireland. |
When I added this box, it just meant "I like The Matrix", but now "red-pill" has acquired a quasi-political connotation:
