Les Tortillards English: Small local trains, is a French comedy film from 1960, directed by Jean Bastia, written by Pierre Gaspard-Huit, starring Jean Richard and Louis de Funès. The film was known under the titles: "Io... mio figlio e la fidanzata" (Italy), "Der Umstandskrämer" (East Germany).

• Jean Richard : César Beauminet, manager of the theatrical troops
• Roger Pierre : Gérard Durand, the son
• Louis de Funès : Emile Durand, créateur de la bombe insecticide "Cicéron"
• Danièle Lebrun : Suzy Beauminet, daughter of César
• Madeleine Barbulée : Adélaïde Benoit, the aunt of Gérard
• Jeanne Helly : Marguerite Durand, wife of Emile
• Annick Tanguy : Fanny Raymond, the companion of César
• Robert Rollis : Ernest, a man of the troupe
• Billy Bourbon : Albert Albert, the acrobat of the troops
• Max Desrau : "Pépé", the painter of the troops
• Christian Marin : Léon, Emile's colleague
• Nono Zammit : Paulo, the props man

• Les Tortillards at IMDb
• Les Tortillards (1960) at the Films de France