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I have made a list of stuff I have made, or intend to make. For convenience, I have a link to Category:Articles needing attention; Wikipedia:WikiProject Palestine/Tasks; Category:Wikipedia extended-confirmed-protected edit requests; and Category:Wikipedia articles in need of updating.

"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it." —Johnathan Swift

"One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin.”

"Make WikiPeace, Not Edit Wars." —Professor Penguino

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I started editing Wikipedia in October of 2022 when I spotted a typo in the First Opium War article. I started editing more, and it became a fun hobby.

I became an RC patroller.

I started my first draft in November 2022, which was a proud moment (making articles is a lot of work)!

On 17 December 2022, I made my 1,000th edit, which was on the Russian Agricultural Bank article. I cast my first ever vote in an RfA on 7 January 2023.

I became a Teahouse host in mid-January of 2023.

I joined the American Revolutionary War task force on 13 September 2023.

I became a rollbacker on 3 October 2023, which has helped me a lot fighting vandalism.

I have also made a useless list called "Professor Penguino's Laws", which I periodically add to with helpful tips or bits of experience that I have accumulated over my time here at Wikipedia.

One time I added a joke to the Village stocks, and it stayed there. Hooray, I guess? [1]

1. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia
2. Wikipedia is written from a neutral point of view
3. Wikipedia is free content that anyone can use, edit, and distribute
4. Wikipedia's editors should treat each other with respect and civility
5. Wikipedia has guidelines, but no firm rules

Wikipedia is great because, while promoting productive discussion and debate, has flexible guidelines which protect both users and the encyclopedia itself. Go Wikipedia!

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  Wikipedia is a constant work-in-progress. It's never completely done! So please don't break it.
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  The fabled broken Sixth Pillar of Wikipedia.
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  "The act of brushing the teeth is the topmost rung of a ladder of which the lowest rung is perdition." -Victor Hugo^[1]