This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
vanity
This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice.
This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
I am Dogface.
I am grumpy.
I am opinionated, stubborn, pig-headed, and obstinate.
However, woman-who-is-in-my-bed-often says that I can be taught with suitable application of baseball bat.