I am AldmerProfessor. You don't need to know my real name. I am of Uncertain age.

AldmerProfessor This user is a citizen of New Zealand. This user honours Samuel Johnson for his enduring contributions to the English language. This user is from Christchurch. NZ This user is a native speaker of New Zealand English. This user is interested in history. orch This user plays in an orchestra. This user plays the piano. choir This user sings in a choir. This user is a bass. This user plays the trumpet. This user plays the pipe organ. This user is a music composer. This user has absolute pitch. This user participates in WikiProject Classical music.