"2000 Mädchen" [2000 girls] is a punk song by Die Ärzte. It was the third track and the second single from their 1987 album Ist das alles? (Is That All?) (13 Höhepunkte mit den Ärzten).^[1] It's sung from the eyes of a telephone-stalker.

1. "2000 Mädchen (Radio-Mix)" (Urlaub/Urlaub, Felsenheimer) - 3:31
2. "Nein, nein, nein" (Urlaub/Felsenheimer) - 3:42

1. "2000 Mädchen (Wumme-Mix)" (Urlaub/Urlaub, Felsenheimer) - 5:55
2. "Nein, nein, nein" (Urlaub/Felsenheimer) - 3:42
3. "2000 Mädchen (Radio-Mix)" (Urlaub/Urlaub, Felsenheimer) - 3:31

"Nein, nein, nein" [No, no, no] is one of many songs from the Gabi & Uwe series.