User:Martinevans123

Today is Tuesday, 20 January 2026, 12:14 (UTC/GMT).
There are 7,124,547 articles on the English Wikipedia.
"Welcome to Wikipedia".... written by real brainy zealot trolls. Not just some bunch of tasteless AI ChatGP fembots!!:
"This is the Wiki Police! Give Yoursleves Up! We have the encyclopaedia surrounded!! We will not harm you, or hurt you either!"
Note: this user often uses Cornish time
I used to think I could remain aloof from the excruciating Wikipedia detail....
Teddyevans123, once again pegged out online, on the left, by his fellow editors
Welcome to "the pea jar"

"On why Wikipedia is never finished..."

Great eds have little eds upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little eds have lesser eds, and so ad infinitum.
And the great eds themselves, in turn, have Admin eds to go on;
While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.
--- Augustus De Wales -- (De Morgan, Augustus (1872). A Budget of Paradoxes. Longmans, Green, and Company. pp. 376-377.)

Please, beware: Proverbs 18:2

vital link for fool-proof anonymity
Ah-ha... so this is what good Administrators do!
Great to see British Dance Band so close to Islamic recitation and Vintage gospel: (... [1])

Today's featured picture

The plum-headed parakeet (Psittacula cyanocephala) is a species of parakeet in the family Psittacidae. It is endemic to the Indian subcontinent, from the foothills of the Himalayas to southern India and Sri Lanka, and inhabits forests, open woodland, and sometimes city gardens. It is a predominantly green bird, with a length of 33 to 37 centimetres (13 to 14+12 in) and a weight of 55 to 85 grams (2 to 3 oz). The male has a red head which shades to purplish-blue on the back of the crown, nape and cheeks, while the female has a bluish-gray head. The plum-headed parakeet is a gregarious and noisy species with swift twisting flight and a range of raucous calls. It feeds on grains, fruits, flower petals, sometimes also raiding agricultural fields and orchards. It nests in holes, chiselled out by the pair, in tree trunks, and courtship includes bill rubbing and courtship feeding. These male and female plum-headed parakeets were photographed in Jim Corbett National Park, in the Indian state of Uttarakhand.

Photograph credit: Giles Laurent

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-- Christopher Howse in The Daily Telegraph, how very accurate.

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