Genius (radio series)

Genius
The cover of Genius Series 1
GenreComedy game show
Running time30 minutes
Country of originUnited Kingdom
LanguageEnglish
Home stationBBC Radio 4
SyndicatesBBC Radio 4 Extra
TV adaptationsGenius
StarringDave Gorman
Created by
  • Ali Crockatt
  • David Scott
Produced bySimon Nicholls
Original release27 October 2005 (2005-10-27) –
22 December 2008 (2008-12-22)
No. of series3 (plus 1 special)
No. of episodes18
Audio formatStereo
Opening themeLobster Bucket! by The Aquabats
Websitewww.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0072b7p Edit this at Wikidata

Genius is a BBC Radio 4 comedy gameshow presented by comedian Dave Gorman. Listeners send in 'genius' ideas which are considered by Gorman and a guest before a studio audience, with a different guest for each show. One series of five episodes was broadcast between 27 October and 24 November 2005, with a second series of six episodes broadcast between 7 September and 12 October 2006 and a third series between 1 October and 5 November 2007. A Christmas special was broadcast on 22 December 2008. An unbroadcast television pilot was made in November 2007,[1] with a full series recorded for BBC Two in September 2008.[2]

The series was created by Ali Crockatt and David Scott, and is produced by Simon Nicholls.

Rules

People send their ideas to Genius and, if chosen, travel to a recording of the show to put forward their idea to the audience. Superficially, the idea must have some quality by which it will improve the standard of living either for the individual or society at large, although in reality, it is more important that the idea has comedic value. An early addition to the rules was that evil genius should count. Most ideas are created by one person, however it is possible for an idea to be made by more than one person. There are normally five different ideas on every episode, but this has been known to differ.

The idea can be anything, such as an invention, a law or a government policy. The idea does not have to be very expensive, or even ethical. Some ideas are constructed or otherwise trialled in real life, and the consequences are played out to their extremes, with the host usually attempting to identify a flaw in each idea. The guest then decides if the idea is "Genius or not".

Once all the ideas have been put forward, the guest then picks his/her two favourites. The winner out of these two is chosen by the audience, by applauding for their choice. The one with the loudest applause wins the "coveted" Genius trophy. Since series two, the winner also reads the end credits.

However, one of the winning ideas at the end of the third series was to change the voting system of the show. A person complained that the second idea had an unfair advantage because they knew how much louder they needed to clap. In the following episode, the Christmas Special, the winning idea was instead decided by the guest judge within a 10-second time limit.

Series overview

Series overview
SeriesEpisodesOriginally released
First releasedLast released
1527 October 2005 (2005-10-27)24 November 2005 (2005-11-24)
267 September 2006 (2006-09-07)12 October 2006 (2006-10-12)
361 October 2007 (2007-10-01)5 November 2007 (2007-11-05)
Special22 December 2008 (2008-12-22)

Episodes

Series 1 (2005)

No.
overall
No. in
series
CelebrityOriginal release date
11Paul Daniels27 October 2005 (2005-10-27)[3]

Cash point common sense questions - Not Genius
Spokey dokies on the Millenium Wheel - Genius
99p coin - Genius
Houses of Parliament run by the rules of Just a Minute - Genius (Winner)

Steel drum urinals - Not Genius
22Richard Madeley3 November 2005 (2005-11-03)[4]

Mobile phone breathalysers - Genius
Food piped into homes - Not Genius
Pavement safety lanes - Genius
World morality zones - Genius

Miniature elephants as pets - Genius (Winner)
33John Fortune10 November 2005 (2005-11-10)[5]

You're dumped day - Genius
Laughing gas for riot control - Genius
Car passenger fake brake pedal - Not Genius
Right-handed glove for left-handed people - Not Genius

Old-aged scientists to Mars - Genius (Winner)
44Neil Innes17 November 2005 (2005-11-17)[6]

Bunk chair - Genius
Randomised day of week - Not Genius
Boxes of biscuits with no crap ones in - Genius

Helium filled Bubble Wrap - Genius (Winner)
55Stewart Lee24 November 2005 (2005-11-24)[7]

Telephone that lets you hear what the other person is saying after they've hung up - Not Genius
Synchronised car indicators - Genius
Guns that fire puppies - Not Genius
CD player microwave oven - Genius (Winner)

Toilet cistern fish tank - Not Genius

Series 2 (2006)

No.
overall
No. in
series
Celebrity
61Johnny Vegas

Metal detector dogs - Genius (Winner)
Science of functional opposites - Genius
Friendly car horn - Not Genius
Historical town of the future - Genius

Concert ticket seating ordered by height - Not Genius
72Carol Vorderman

Rotating home rooms - Genius
Fizzy Bovril - Not Genius
Flexible pension years - Genius
Parking meter gambling machines - Genius (Winner)

Lower sea levels by killing whales - Not Genius
83Brian Sewell

Anesthetise aeroplane passengers - Genius
White van premium rate 'how's my driving' number - Not Genius
Horse bike - Not Genius
Putting the clocks back an hour every night - Genius (Winner)

Brian Sewell should re-record episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine - Not Genius
94Chris Addison

Weighing scales in shoes - Not Genius
Mark items you like with a UV marker pen - Not Genius
Clairvoyant newsreaders - Genius
Virtual reality headsets for chickens - Genius

Socks in trios - Genius (Winner)
105Sid Waddell

Perforated bread - Genius (Winner)
Book of people yawning - Not Genius
Capital punishment lottery - Not Genius
Listening radio (ability to skip annoying adverts) - Genius

Fancy dress for couples counselling - Genius
116Armando Iannucci

Parachutes for aeroplanes - Genius
Anti-social people forced to wear multi-coloured flip-flops - Not Genius
Movie version of Tetris - Genius (Winner)
Contrarianism political party - Genius

Running shoes with very high soles - Not Genius

Series 3 (2007)

No.
overall
No. in
series
Celebrity
121Rob Newman

Old people to monitor CCTV to look for crime - Not Genius
Invent the new swear word 'crathole' - Not Genius
Rename hitchhiking to 'Green thumb travel technology' - Genius (Winner)
Expedition to claim the 'East pole' (0°N 90°E / 0°N 90°E / 0; 90) and 'West pole' (0°N 90°W / 0°N 90°W / 0; -90) for Great Britain - Genius

Fingernails on brushes to remove stubborn stains - Not Genius
132Germaine Greer

Inverse alarm clock - Not Genius
Real world mesaurements for areas - Genius
Husbands for Justice - Not Genius
Felons build their own prison cells using Lego - Genius (Winner)

New, normalised numbering system - Not Genius
143Simon Munnery

Bespoke facial razor - Genius
Talking parrots for the mute - Not Genius
Similar people have similar phone numbers - Genius
People pay to work to get fit on allotments - Genius

Vacuum loom - Genius (Winner)
154Gyles Brandreth

Reduce the speed limt by 1mph - Not Genius
Loan out the Royal Family to other countries - Genius (Winner)
To avoid awkward party introductions, everyone should be called Bob - Genius
Conveyor belt duvet - Genius

Replace collective nouns for animals with the noise they make - Genius
165Matthew Wright

Shower coat - Genius
Make the Isle of Wight symmetrical - Not Genius
Swap father, the child-swapping scheme - Genius (Winner)
Million mile per hour machine - Not Genius

National anthems should contain the nation's problems - Not Genius
176Charlie Brooker

Mobile service stations - Not Genius
The letter C or K replaced by each other, or just removed - Not Genius
Short-lived pets for adults - Genius (Winner declared)
Basketball for short people - Not Genius

Change the Genius winner voting system - Genius (Winner actual)

Christmas Special (2008)

No.
overall
No. in
series
CelebrityOriginal release date
181Lee Mack22 December 2008 (2008-12-22)[8]

Abolish Christmas - Not Genius
Lonely hearts ads on Christmas ready meals for one - Genius (Winner)
Parents should deliver Christmas presents to help Santa - Not Genius

Go anywhere ice skates - Genius

TV series (2009)

A television series of Genius was recorded and the first series was broadcast on BBC Two from 20 March 2009.[9] A second series started recording on 23 May 2010 and was broadcast later that year.

References

  1. ^ Wolf, Ian (19 September 2007). "A Genius TV programme". British Sitcom Guide. Archived from the original on 27 November 2020. Retrieved 20 September 2007.
  2. ^ Dowell, Ben (28 April 2008). "Gorman's Genius set for BBC2". The Guardian. London. Retrieved 28 April 2008.
  3. ^ "Paul Daniels". Genius. BBC Radio 4 Extra. Retrieved 5 January 2026.
  4. ^ "Richard Madeley". Genius. BBC Radio 4 Extra. Retrieved 10 January 2026.
  5. ^ "John Fortune". Genius. BBC Radio 4 Extra. Retrieved 10 January 2026.
  6. ^ "Neil Innes". Genius. BBC Radio 4 Extra. Retrieved 10 January 2026.
  7. ^ "Stewart Lee". Genius. BBC Radio 4 Extra. Retrieved 17 January 2026.
  8. ^ "Christmas Special". Genius. BBC Radio 4 Extra. Retrieved 10 January 2026.
  9. ^ "Genius with Dave Gorman: series 1, episode 1". BBC Programmes. BBC. Retrieved 10 December 2020.