78.26, are you an IP editor or somethin', huh? huh?
No. From whence does this humorless numerical handle originate? It is the precise speed of most high-speed phonograph records (commonly called "78s") in North America. Showing why Wikipedia is not a reliable source, here is a discussion about the reason for the odd RPM.
Who I Am
Important things to know about me, after all, there is no such thing as unbiased editing, despite best intentions....
As an information junkie, I do a little of this... a little of that... Patrol recent changes for vandalism, new pages for spam, and random pages for interest. Create a few new articles (and get them nominated to Did You Know... if long enough), add to articles as I find interesting, relevant sources. Mark new articles as patrolled. Help out at Articles for Creation. I am trying to revive WP:WikiProject Record Labels. I tend to do a little each day, as I usually don't have large blocks of time. I'm hooked!
As administrator
Yes, I am an administrator, you can pick up your jaw off the floor now. If you are a fellow administrator please feel free to undo any of my admin actions without notifying me. A subsequent note explaining the error of my ways would be appreciated. If any editor feels I have erred, please feel free to talk to me about it on my talk page. I have a non-admin account, user:Shellacked!, for use in non-secure areas, or for testing purposes.
Observation
If you want to know how more than 50% of WP:ANI works, read the third strip here on page 7.
Joseph Badger (general) brigadier general of the New Hampshire militia in the Revolutionary War. Two articles here, father and son, both of whom attained rank of brigadier general.
