"Proper Crimbo" is a Christmas song written and performed by the creator of the British comedy programme Bo' Selecta!, Leigh Francis, featuring various artists. "Crimbo" is an English slang term for Christmas.^{[citation needed]} Released in December 2003, the single peaked at number four on the UK Singles Chart and remained in the charts for nine weeks.

• The 3AM Girls
• 4 Poofs and a Piano
• Simon Amstell
• Ade Adepitan
• Richard Bacon
• Chris Bisson
• Melanie Blatt
• Edith Bowman
• Melanie Brown
• Adam Buxton
• Jimmy Carr
• Joe Cornish
• Terri Dwyer
• Jenni Falconer
• Caroline Flack
• Leigh Francis
• Kirsty Gallacher
• Bob Geldof
• Jade Goody
• David Gray
• Christine Hamilton
• Harvey
• Katy Hill
• Kerry Katona
• John Leslie
• Chris Moyles
• Dermot O'Leary
• Denise van Outen
• Ozzy Rezat
• Gavin Rossdale
• Ben Shephard
• David Sneddon
• Kate Thornton
• Holly Valance
• Matthew Wright

The music video for the song sees Francis perform as other characters over the track. The video begins with a parody of Michael Jackson's Thriller, with Matthew Wright and Jackson driving through the woods at night, before their car breaks down. Instead of turning into a werewolf like in the original, Jackson transforms into a variety of different animals, eventually turning into John Leslie, who gives chase to Wright asking for a "wee chat" (a year before the video was shot, Wright had erroneously named Leslie as the figure at the centre of fellow presenter Ulrika Jonsson's claim in her autobiography that a famous TV presenter had raped her). After this, various celebrities perform alongside Bo' Selecta characters singing along to the song.