- Question? Feedback? Come to reproach me on a really obvious oopsie I oopsie'd? Right this way!
About Me (Userboxes)
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Slapping me with a trout has been scientifically proven[citation needed][by whom?][weasel words] to be beneficial for pointing my clue levels in the right direction.[vague] Please do not hesitate to pick up a wet trout (or any other fish, for that matter) and slap it across my face.
Although, clicking this button below might be a lot easier.
Please do not abuse this button and do not use it to send me personal attacks.[1][2] The fish is designed only for constructive criticism.
Although, clicking this button below might be a lot easier.
Please do not abuse this button and do not use it to send me personal attacks.[1][2] The fish is designed only for constructive criticism.
The village stocks are a place of humor and are not a place where concerns are treated seriously. If you actually have concerns with this user's conduct, please talk to me instead. If I am somehow intractable, consider going to administrator intervention against vandalism or the administrators' noticeboard instead, thank you.
Alternatively, if I am critically malfunctioning somehow and must be terminated at once, notify an administrator to bang on the button below as soon as possible, though please note that I always try to do the right thing and will not intentionally cause problems.
Possible reasons for such behaviour include:
- Some random person gaining access to my account physically
- Some random person gaining access to my account remotely (in all seriousness, this account should be sufficiently protected to avoid this.)
- Me being diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder and failing to disclose it, resulting in abnormal behaviour
- Me literally just deciding to be a jerk one day for some reason
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- ^ Since many statistics on this page are automatically updated, these refer to ones that must be manually updated by the user, which consist of edit counts, PCR review counts, and other miscellaneous facts.
Committed identity: b3f8dbbb4cdf09d4cc9349dede0b5ab3d4315774627692279b8baf94957350294b924948ca23df84f65c166f8c6e80b38df635df682efb554807a7900b58c0c0 is a SHA-512 commitment to this user's real-life identity.