A few things I thought you'd like to know:

• I'm keenly interested in speed limits in New Zealand.
• I don't live in Alster, Sweden.
• This is what all computer programs should look like.
• Fernando Pessoa didn't create me, I created Fernando Pessoa.
• It may be the first encounter between your eyes and my user page. Hi.
• I'd be glad to answer your questions, provided they are entirely written in latin.